Good evening , my pren...
My name a...puih puih puih
Well , I 'm gonna write abt ytd..why so ? because what happened ytd was simply unforgettable..
Had only 5 hrs of sleep because we were planning to go to the Embassy of the Great U , S, and A..
arrived there at around 8+ and must wait until 10 am to be able to enter the building..funny shit aint it ?
not to mention , there was this otaku who dared to cut my queue . I stared at him for a long time while the effing nerd flipped thru his newspaper as if he was looking for porn on the paper..a haddit for sure !
the security guard scolded all the adults outside the embassy for queueing wrongly..lol ! ( reminds me teachers )..a Chineeeese guy with weird accent tried to stood up for the adults but his hooha English made him froze and stood there like a big elephant dung..security guard 1 , Chinese dung 0 . ( note that im not being racist..ty )
entered the freakin building aft 2 hrs of waiting under the hawt sun and the freakin cold rain which flooded Orchard recently..Went inside just to be scolded by another security officer for asking a qn. She made it seem as if security guards are the rulers while the attendants and the rest of the employees are simply lap dogs WHICH are sent to buy kwetiao and chasiew for them..what is the problem with the U,S and A embassy ?
things were quite okay until i sat near this funny , sluttish lady...she sat near a European who was equally f-ed up like her. I remember she started off her introduction by talking abt sth related to 'marriage'..then , aft a while they started talking abt travel ( the girl was a dupe for not knowing China Eastern Airlines )
Afterwards , things get hotter when the girl asked for the European's contact...uh oh
so , what's so bad abt them ? haha..they were totally stupid and that was terrible ! was being stupid wrong ? not for u but yes for the people sitting next beside u..imagine this (and this really happened ) :
the applicant number of the girl was called and the european's was called as well soon aft that..
the girl told the european 'good luck' and the european said 'yes, thank u..u too.'
lol..so why was it stupid ? it was stupid because it was not a call for interview , it was just a call for a freakin fingerprint record ! do u need luck just to go to the counter and press ur fingers against the scanner ? well , unless the machine would blew up once u pressed ur fingers against it or that the attendant would chop off ur fingers once u placed ur fingers there , YES u need a good luck..
talking abt fingerprinting , i rmb the same Chinese who stupidly took out all his documents neatly and placed it on the table while all he had to do was freakin put his fingers on his scanner !one word : PHAIL !
afterwards , the European changed seat with the sluttish girl aft the self-made-dramatic fingerprinting . It was supposed to be a YAY ! but the freakin European smelled like some gorilla who was thrown into a shit-hole for weeks..omg ! He stinks but the sluttish girl loved the stinky man ( i guess its due to her fetish )
they soon talk abt chances of meeting up afterward and the girl asked abt the stinky gorilla's address..
apparently , he lived in Tampines while the girl , in my opinion , probably lived in different hotel rooms everyday ..Anyways , they had this talk which would seem to end with ' Can I go to ur hse in Tampines and sleep with u?'
then , the girl made a fatal mistake..hahaha
she talked about PORK and all that while the poor dude just told her that he was fasting..kakakaka
she stunned before asking him whether he had his early breakfast which obviously he would had ..if not, he would end up in the newspaper headlines as 'Dead Gorilla Found in Tampines' instead of a stinking gorilla applying for a visa to U,S,and A..
Thank goodness that me and my bro's number was soon called for interview and the nightmare was over...i silently waved goodbye to the male gorilla and the stupid , sluttish girl..it was 12 in the afternoon...
btw , there was this very cute jie" during my 4 hrs of nightmare..she had a cute voice and she looked like Hebe Tian !uwahhh.. o y , there was also this bearded Indian who I told my brother about because I was so sure that he would get rejected as he looked like a mean terrorist. He did suffer problems and in the end , complained to the noob Chinese's gang..lol
just a reminder , im not trying to b a racist here as im just stating what i saw and experienced in the embassy of the U,S,and A..i repeat , im not a racist , unlike Saru-kun !
went to taka to take a grab before heading back to the boarding school to take my internet modem..
went by taxi again to Sentosa because we would be staying there for the night...
things were very nice , especially during dinner time..
at a Mexicana restaurant , i finally get to drink my first full-alcohol drink , thanks to a noob waitress..
I ordered for a Long Island Iced Tea which was actually made from a mix of Bacardi ( Rum), Smirnoff ( Vodka ) , Beefeater ( Gin ) , Jose Cuervo ( Tequila ) , and lemon...my smart father knew right away that the drink was not alcohol-free and of course , my mum was soon against it..the noob waitress told her that it was just some sort of margarita ( which contains alcohol as well..lol ) which was not alcoholic...
drank the glass of wonder and it tasted great , like iced lemon tea with a shot of alcohol .
my face was soon red and when my parents called the waitress to come and have a look , she innocently showed her stupidity by saying :'huh ? i tot it was supposed to be a coconut falovoured drink?'
i wondered whether stupidity is contagious...
soon , my hands and legs went numb , my body burning hot like a tofu in a frying pan , and my head felt like very light..was not drunk but i was barely able to control..once i hit the hotel room , the light faded away while the inking darkness came over me..
and so , the cute little boy went to a deep slumber for the next 14 hrs...
to be continued...
-K-
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