l'histoire 5 : Midnight.....cooking dash !

Yo senor and senoritas ! s-ss-ssup!

before i start...please type something on the chatbox T T
i feel like some stupid homo who is left alone...

anyways , as usual , i only have 12 hrs for the day 6/08/10 ...
woke up and had a wonderful homemade teriyaki chicken + egg set with corn soup..
wonder how mom did that...

anyways , fast forward...fooled around wif my toddler , did  2 pieces of homework ( TGI4L - Thank God I've 4 Left ! ) , and had another wonderful meal ( dinner ) with someone dabao-ed hainanese chicken ( no rice ) , powder-fried mushroom ( secret recipe which mom stole from the taiwan trip ) , etc ( forgot ald ) ..

so , having all those wonderful dishes , of course i feel jealous for the cooks..
therefore , i planned to do something , which is cooking !

like those days when i stayed at my aunt's house , i would sneak out of the room to do my unearthly , extraordinary fetish..yes , it's midnight cooking !!! ( not those fetishes which normal boys like , alright         *sfx : AH:* )
well , just an hour ago , i sneaked out my room to do that unorthodox fetish at such an unart off,earthly hour..My dad was ald distracted wif his laptop while my brother didnt give a shit so it was safe to go !

so , the dish i made this midnight was : Kenneth's Special Japanese Currified  Smashed Omelette with Boneless Chicken..
why smashed omelette ? because i cant maintain the shape of the egg when i cook and thus , the egg got smashed up..
why boneless chicken ? because i just took the shred chicken from the pot which the maid i  left..

so , to start off , i would take a bit of my aunt's japanese curry block from the fridge..
was stiff as hell and i hefta use a knife to cut a part of it..
then , i took an egg , some oil , my toddler cousin's small bottle ( lol ) , forl , small frying pan.

actually , i almost used a quill egg as an ingredient but i decided not to. why ? simple...because i ald had a lot of difficulties cracking the big egg perfectly and u expect me to do the same to a quill egg ????? might as well throw the whole thing into the bottle..lol

why ur toddler cousin's bottle ? because i couldnt find a bowl to whisk ( is it called like that ? ) the white and yellow of the egg together..i saw the poor bottle and i took it of course..well , i did make sure that i washed the bottle twice because i dont wanna see the little fella to suffer frm tummy ache because of me..lol

ahem..so lets talk abt the cooking process !

so , i read the instructions abt cooking the curry at its container , summarized all the instructions so that i can understand how to cook it fast and also summarized all the steps because i dont give a shit abt it !

put a bit of the curry powder into water , boil it until its  thick , then transfer the thicken curry sauce from the frying pan to the egg mixture in my cousin's bottle ( gomene~ muahahaha)

then , add oil ,stir-fry the cold chicken ( it was cooked ald actually ) and pour in the curry-egg mixture...scramble it , flip the small pieces of egg ...done..

the smell was wonderful but i got injured while i was cooking...how so ? well , the oil spark jumped to my chest while i was frying the chicken and aahhh ( pain not pleasure ! )
anyways , tried my dish and it was not half bad...could  taste the curry and chicken mixing wif the flavour of the egg...mamamia lezatos ~

washed everything clean and felt contented because i did not fail in cooking..haha
well , i bet some girls these days do not even know how to cook instant noodle or fry a freakin egg !
good thing i learned how to do so even tho the timing was not right...

anyways , the stars are shining beautiful out there and the orchard tower is as lively as always ( i guess ? )
and with that , i shall bid farewell...
my only wish before i go to sleep is that..i do not get tummy ache aft eating my own dish and aft drinking milk tea while i was writing this post !

Cheers !

-K-